
me, Brucey, Xing
Christian, musician, economist, Organisational Freakism
From June 2006:
Anonymous commenter: You should walk around College - there are plenty of people still around - you just have to find them - it's like an Easter Egg hunt :) 10:40 AM
glady_4: dear anonymous commenter,Anonymous commenter: A clue? Hmm .. tall, dark, handsome ...12:19 PM
glady_4: hmm...well, RE: Tall. if this is in comparison to me, it could be ANYBODY. almost. so, that's not very clue-y. Dark. This is in comparison to what..? In terms of hair colour..? Or eyes? Or skin tone in relation to mine? And Handsome, hey? That is a matter of opinion, surely I'd be the one to be the judge of that?
So, anonymous commenter, you really haven't given me a clue at all!
Hey, what about I try guess who you are..? Starting with... DO YOU LIVE IN KERNICK?!?! (during the university semester, of course..)
glady_4: oh, so i didn't! i shall have to...did i put photos from it..? maybe i'll just write a little spiel. but now i have to run to an exam.
and YOU didn't answer any of my questions!!!
Anonymous commenter: Hope your exam went well :) 6:53 PM
it is with great amusement that i think i may never figure out who you are. although i'm quite determined to figure it out. really.
could you please leave more clues?
Anonymous commenter: Clues .. hmmm .. I've been to your corridor several times ... other than that - i think it's more amusing (for me) to remain anonymous :P 1:33 PM
gahh!!!!
glady_4: ...is that who i think it is...? or is that the return of my actual anonymous commenter (the tall, dark and handsome one?!) ?
Anonymous commenter: OMG - that blue text hurts my eyes - my eyes my eyes. And no, I'm the tall dark handsome one - that other person is an imposter. 12:14 AM
Anonymous commenter: Okay - another clue - I'm taller than you. 6:27 PM
So, the verdict? What does one make of this?
This person is most definitely a Queen's person. Who else could have known about the Revue? The Ormond-Queen's merger, my corridor, my blog (the least substantal argument here, but still...)
I need some concrete clues. "Tall, dark, handsome" unfortunately does not cut it. (As I said, tall isn't very hard to accomplish over me, even YOU know that! Dark, well, are you at night..?!?! Or otherwise? And what is dark? Your hair? Your eyes? Your skin tone? See? Inconclusive! And sorry, handsome is a matter of opinion. Perhpas if you revealed yourself to me, I could determine and pass judgement on whether handsome really applies to you or not. Note: I may be more likely to say you are if you actually revealed yourself to me...I really can't determine so if I have no physical reference..!)
In order to keep you abreast of the ever-developing world
of musical terminology, we provide herewith the latest
additions to the esteemed Harvard Dictionary of Music:
ALLREGRETTO
When you're 16 bars into the piece and realize you took
too fast a tempo
ANGUS DEI
To play with a divinely beefy tone
A PATELLA
Accompanied by knee-slapping
APPOLOGGIATURA
A composition that you regret playing
APPROXIMATURA
A series of notes not intended by the composer, yet
played with an "I meant to do that" attitude
APPROXIMENTO
A musical entrance that is somewhere in the vicinity
of the correct pitch
CACOUGHPHANY
A composition incorporating many people with chest
colds
CORAL SYMPHONY
A large, multi-movement work from Beethoven's
Caribbean Period
DILL PICCOLINI
An exceedingly small wind instrument that plays
only sour notes
FERMANTRA
A note held over and over and over and over and...
FERMOOTA
A note of dubious value held for indefinite length
FIDDLER CRABS
Grumpy string players
FLUTE FLIES
Those tiny mosquitos that bother musicians on outdoor
gigs
FRUGALHORN
A sensible and inexpensive brass instrument
GAUL BLATTER
A French horn player
GREGORIAN CHAMP
The title bestowed upon the monk who can hold a note
the longest
GROUND HOG
Someone who takes control of the repeated bassline
and won't let anyone else play it
PLACEBO DOMINGO
A faux tenor
SCHMALZANDO
A sudden burst of music from the Guy Lombardo band
THE RIGHT OF STRINGS
Manifesto of the Society for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Violists
SPRITZICATO
An indication to string instruments to produce a
bright and bubbly sound
TEMPO TANTRUM
What an elementary school orchestra is having when
it's not following the conductor (also common in
municipal bands and community orchestras)
TROUBLE CLEF
Any clef one can't read: e.g. alto clef for pianists
VESUVIOSO
An indication to build up to a fiery conclusion
VIBRATTO
Child prodigy son of the concertmaster
And here are the latest and most up-to-date
definitions of traditional musical terms:
AN-DANTE
A tempo that's infernally slow
ANTIPHONAL
Referring to the prohibition of cell phones in
the concert hall
BAR LINE
What musicians form after the concert
BASSO CONTINUO
When musicians are still fishing long after the
legal season has ended
BEN SOSTENUTO
First cousin of the second trombonist
CADENZA
Something that happens when you forget what the
composer wrote
CANTABILE
To achieve a complaining sound, as if you have a
sour stomach
COL LEGNO
An indication to cellists to hold on tight with
their lower extremities
CON SORDINO
An indication to string players to bow in a
slashing, rapier motion
ESPRESSIVO
Used to indicate permission to take a coffee break
L'ISTESSO TEMPO
An indication to play listlessly; e.g. as if
you don't care
MAESTRO
A person who, standing in front of the orchestra
and/or chorus, is able to follow them precisely
OPERA BUFFA
Musical stage production performed by nudists
PASTORALE
The beverage to drink in the country when listening
to Beethoven with a member of the clergy
PESANTE
An effect distinctly non-upper-class
PIZZICATO
Too much coffee -- time to take a break
RUBATO
A cross between a rhubarb and a tomato
STRINGENDO
An unpleasant effect produced by the violin
section when it doesn't use vibrato