Hilarious

The rumour I have found the funniest in recent times is about ME!
Who would have thought?
And as most rumours go, it's not true.

Which is why we're trying to come up with a funny way to propogate it.
It'd be funny.
And embarrassing. But oh-so-funny.

And apparently it seems to have been floating around for a while.
Well, that's what we gather.